My Hairstylist [The Con Artist]: A Poem

She said, “You need this!”

She said, “It’s on sale!”

She said, “You’ll never see one for this price again.”

She said, “It’s ceramic! It’s so good for your hair!”

She said, “It will make you look like Kim Kardashian!”

And I was sold.

My hairstylist, the con artist,

Convinced this curly-haired girl

To buy a fairly expensive curling iron.

I tested it,

And I don’t look like Kim Kardashian.

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