I really like sleep. And I especially like sleeping on fluffy things, like…pillows. So I feel like a marshmallow would be just great.
Other good things to sleep on:
- The floor: About every 62 days, this strange feeling comes over me. I can’t fall asleep. My body is twitchy. And I know that there is only one thing that will allow me to sleep–moving my pillows and blankets to the floor. My roommate wakes up every once in a while and gets a little creeped out because I’m passed out in the middle of the floor. But it’s normal.
- Peas: Apparently, if you sleep on a pea, you get to marry a prince. And once you lay on a pea, it gets smooshed, so it’s like you’re just sleeping on a normal mattress.
- Hammocks: there’s nothing like swaying on a hammock, in the middle of the summer, under the shade of a weeping willow. That sounded so poetic.
- Diamonds and other jewels: Not that I’ve tried it, but I bet it’s FANTASTIC.
What about you? If you could sleep anywhere, where would it be?