1. My sister told me I should, and I always listen to my sister.
2. I would get to wear fancy hats all of the time. As of now, my hat collection is just sitting in a corner, gathering dust. What a waste!
3. We would have ginger babies.
4. All of those Etiquette Dinners would finally pay off.
5. The queen and I could talk about our lap-dogs.
6. I bet Buckingham Palace has secret passageways.
7. I would probably get my own page on Wikipedia. Dream. Come. True.
Okay, I can’t think of any more. And I only came up with 7 reasons, which is definitely not enough. So, I guess Prince Harry and I will never get married. Sorry, sister.